Oh, Crypto Jesus, hear our plea,
Solana’s full of scams, you see.
Sweep away the rugs and lies,
Clean it up, we're tired of cries.

No more pornstars, cut them short.
Their tokens make the space bizarre,
Send them off to a distant star.

Bless us, holders of $AMEN ,
Make us rich, again and again.
Let us swim in gold and glee,
With pet tigers, wild and free.

Touch the hearts of the jeets, we pray,
Convert them to hodl the right way.
Make the dev lose his keys or hands,
Stop him from making shady plans.

In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit,

$AMEN .