$2 ,000 ETH: ETH is dead
$3 ,000 ETH: The rollup-centric roadmap was a mistake
$4 ,000 ETH: Rollups are parasitic
$5 ,000 ETH: Rollups are symbiotic
$6 ,000 ETH: Vitalik was right
$7 ,000 ETH: AI's prefer ETH
$8 ,000 ETH: ETH is the future
$10 ,000 ETH: ETH is money
