Sometimes you'll be right

Sometimes you'll be wrong

The only way you lose is if you give up

Keep clicking

Lower your expectations

You can't start off expecting to turn $1k into $1m

When you have these high expectations, you're just going to continuously round trip your gains by chasing instead of taking profit

I know you keep seeing 7 fig pnls on the timeline, but you have to learn to block out that noise

Set small goals along the way, and celebrate the little wins

One step at a time, you'll make it

Hello there Soldiers 🌞🐾

After months of relentless hard work, sweat, and dedication, we’re thrilled to announce that the Kitten Haimer Staking Platform is now LIVE! 🚀💎

It’s time to put those $KHAI to work and earn BIG rewards.

👉 Happy Staking Soldiers! https://staking.kittenhaim...

Let’s dominate together! ⚔️🐱

GM, Soldiers! 🌞🐾

Been working on something BIG these past months... 🛠
Let’s just say it’s time for $KHAI to step up to the next level. 🚀

Can you feel it? 👀

Daily Memecoin Recap - November 27

Every time I touch grass a new $100m runner spawns

Rizzmas & Christmas
#rizzmas -> hit $71m , heavily pushed by KOLs, leader of this meta
$santa -> hit $5 .5m, Christmas meta
#rizzgiven -> hit $5m , #rizzmas but thanksgiving
$grinch -> hit $3 .6m, Christmas meta
#rizzyear -> hit $3 .6m, #rizzmas but new year

Just Buy $1
$1 -> hit $90 .5m, keeps pushing, first mover
$10 -> hit $5 .2m, just buy $10 worth of this coin
#1sol -> hit $2m , just buy 1 $sol of this coin
#1dollar -> hit $1 .3m
#1usdt -> hit $920k , just buy 1 USDT of this coin
#1guy -> hit 460k, just a guy with $1

Degen Memes
$jak -> hit $17 .5m, Degen trader
$irl -> hit $8 .6m, irl pepe
$coco -> hit $3m , viral side eye dog meme
$npc -> hit $1 .5m

Artificial Intelligence
$ubc -> hit $112m , good tech
$limbo -> hit $41m
$alch -> hit $28m
$mona -> hit $26m
$aejo -> hit $26m , jimena_pavlo

$radio -> hit $14 .1m, fomo radio AI
#consent -> hit $13 .6m, consent to view this coin
$mushy -> hit $6 .3m
$zodiac -> hit $3 .2m

Chill Guy New ATH
#chillguy -> hit $775m
#catguy -> hit $7 .4m, meme drawn by PhillipBankss

$badguy -> hit $2 .4m, beta
#rizzguy -> hit $2 .4m
#chillflix -> hit $1 .7m, Netflix & Chill

More Cooks
#imagine -> hit $9 .1m, imagine we all held, CTO
$idc -> hit $7m , moonshot launch, $62k + in LP Rewards, burning at different market caps
$beep -> hit $5m
$women -> hit $3 .8m, this will cook
$banjo -> hit $3 .8m
$bewo -> hit $3 .7m, blue eyes white omnicat, art launch
$tdog -> hit $2 .7m, taped dog
$czar -> hit $1 .6m
$7 -> hit $1 .3m, cow born with the number 7 on its head
$smile -> hit $1 .3m, just a smile
#propoganda -> hit $820k , crypto is a scam

How many did you catch on today's list?

LIVE NOW - Why The World NEEDS Private Law | Peter Van Valkenburgh

The Director of Research at coincenter, valkenburgh
joins us for our final talk at the Bankless Summit with a story that hits close to home about privacy and surveillance.

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TIMESTAMPS

00:00 Start
05:50 What Is This Talk About?
10:27 Lets Talk About Cars
14:57 The Stolen Bike
16:48 Surveillance
19:29 California
26:57 Supercharged Surveillance
29:59 What We Should Be Building

Big News, Kitten Army! 🐾

We’re thrilled to announce that Kitten Haimer is now officially available on GSHAKE_game! 🎮💥

Dive into the action and represent $KHAI in the ultimate Web3 gaming experience.
Let’s shake up the game, one paw at a time! 🐱🚀

Play on: 👇
https://t.me/gshake_bot/ga...

Gm guys🌞

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Sometimes I wish I never get tired or fall ill and could madly multitask like a robot 🥲

LIVE NOW - ETH is Money If We Choose It To Be | Ansgar & Caspar

ethereum Researchers adietrich and casparschwa
join us at the Bankless Summit to present the dangers of the ETH staking yield and how we can course-correct Ethereum’s monetary policy. Rejecting staking yield & embracing the burn

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TIMESTAMPS

0:00 Intro
2:02 Staking as the Poisoned Fruit
23:10 Reject the Poison & Embrace the Burn
26:10 Questions

Stop wasting time trying to predict the market

No one gives a shit about your predictions/assumptions

What matters is how you react to what actually happens

1. Have a plan
2. Execute that plan

That's it

GM Soldiers! 🌞

Time to kick off the ULTIMATE MEME CHALLENGE 🎥🐾

💰 $1000 Prize Pool 💰
Here’s the mission:
👉 Create a video of yourself doing anything hilariously degen
👉 Include the $KHAI logo in the video (get creative!)
👉 Post it, tag @KittenHaimer , and use #KHAIChallenge

We’ll pick the top memes to share with the world. Make us laugh, cry, or cringe—the bolder, the better! 😹

Let’s see what you’ve got! 🚀
#KittenHaimer #KHAI

You'll never be able to control the market

Sometimes your thesis could be 10/10, but the market simply rejects it

Master the things you CAN control:
- Your entry
- Your exit
- Your risk
- Your position sizing
- Your ability to cut losses
- Your emotions

Trading is a probabilities game

Do everything you can to maximize your odds

These bottom selling SOL Jeets can be a bit stubborn sometimes 🤡

But nothing $POPDOG hasn’t seen before and isn’t equipped for 🔫🏹🐶

Hey Soldiers!

Time to rally in Discord! 🐾💎
https://discord.gg/BQeuScS...

We’ve got a mission kicking off in the next hours—and yes, rewards are waiting for you.
Don’t miss it! 🚀

GM to all fighters in Web3! 💎⚔️

Rise and shine—it’s time to conquer the day.

We’ve got this! 🐾🚀

I have tried to extend many olive branches of peace in this time of war.

Do not expect another one.

You all had your chance.

You will look back on this as the origin story of your nemesis.

Enjoy.

Daily Memecoin Recap - November 18

Coins were weird today - there was still hella money to be made

Trump To Buy A Crypto Trading Venue
$bakkt -> hit $42m
$bkkt -> hit $28m , Bakkt Holdings Inc
$jammy -> hit $466k , bkkt founder's dog
- realDonaldTrump's social media company is in talks to buy BAKKT

McDonalds Cat
$mello -> hit $18m
- doodles partnership with McDonalds

Next Moo Deng?
$kirby -> hit $31m , baby elephant

Vvaifu Pushes
$vvaifu -> hit $210m
- vvaifudotfun's agent
- Vvaifu allows you to launch AI agents with a token

Science Meta
$rif -> hit $251m , pumpdotscience

$uro -> hit $154m
$pro -> hit $25m
$anti -> hit $25m
$E =MC² -> hit $15m , Euphoria = Meme × Community²
$cris -> hit $10 .6m, crispr
$life -> hit $6 .8m

Peanut's Dog
$peanut -> hit $37m , OG Peanut coin (community driven)
$tucker -> hit $10m , $pnut 's dog
#marshall -> hit $540k , Peanut's best friend

Artificial Intelligence
$eliza -> hit $52m
$gnosis -> hit $14 .4m
$flower -> hit $6 .8m
$wizard -> hit $5 .5m
$▶︎ • -> hit $4 .2m, AI music agent that generates tracks inspired by real-time events
$π -> hit $3 .3m
$laila -> hit $3 .1m
$ae -> hit $2 .4m

Chill Guy
#chillguy -> hit $43 .5m, viral tiktok meme

Animal Memes
$arie -> $2 .5m to $20 .7m (8.3x)
$meng -> hit $4 .9m, rabbit meme
$long -> hit $4 .8m, longcat
$bark -> hit $3 .8m, barking dog, high volume
#scratch -> hit $677k , dj cat
$albert -> hit $617k , alligator

More Cooks
$🟥🟩 -> hit $50m
$chatty -> hit $15m , ChatGPTapp mascot
$bayc -> hit $6 .45m
$fa =fo -> hit $5 .5m, fuck around = find out
$mes -> hit $5 .4m, Meme Economy Simulation
$💎🙌 -> hit $2 .9m
$ticker -> hit $2 .5m, "what's the ticker"
$🟩🐿 -> hit $912k
$🔴🟢 -> hit $767k
$khabib -> hit $750k , Hasbulla's best friend

Did you cook? 👨‍🍳

Daily Memecoin Recap - November 17

Sol ATH is ~5% away 👏

Launch AI Agents With A Token
$vvaifu -> hit $128m , vvaifudotfun dasha_terminal

Epileptic Meta
$🟥🟩 -> hit $19 .6m, seizure warning

Binance Dog
$fur -> hit $42m
$baobao -> hit $8 .4m
$maui -> hit $6 .22m, old binance dog from May
$lol -> hit $3 .6m, Lost on Ledger, binance tweet
$marco -> hit $3m , the dog's name
- binance tweeted a dog
- Whenever binance tweets an animal, it usually spawns a coin that goes to multiple millions

Andrew Tate's Dog
$G -> hit $119m
$G -> hit $4 .6m, OG coin launched in June
- Pushed by Cobratate
- 20% of supply sent to Andrew

Doge's Loaf
$loaf -> hit $30 .2m, dog meme, based on a tweet from $DOGE 's founder BillyM2k

GME Mascot
$buck -> $27m to $98m (3.6x), buckthebunny affiliated with gamestop
$buck -> hit $6 .6m

Elon Tweets
$qnn -> hit $6 .9m
$Ω -> hit $4 .3m

Science meta
$scihub -> hit $75m
$uro -> hit $50m . pumpdotscience

Ai16z
#ai16z -> hit $495m
#punk3492 -> hit $26m , a burned cryptopunksnfts
$elize -> hit $23m , ai16zdao

Artificial Intelligence
$eef -> hit $7m
$telos -> hit $5m
$astra -> hit $3 .4m
$gnosis -> hit $2 .3m

Peanut Betas
$ruby -> hit $17 .1m, $pnut beta
$dognut -> hit $12m , $pnut beta
#hazelnut -> hit $7 .5m
$tucker -> hit $1 .7m, Peanut's dog

More Cooks
$rizo -> $6m to $55m (9.1x)
$nomnom -> hit $98m , one of the strongest cults rn
$bueno -> hit $10 .6m
$renzo -> hit $7 .7m, Abdu Rozik's (Hasbulla's nemesis) cat
#marshall -> hit $7m , joerogan's dog
#nohands -> hit $6 .4m
$wabbit -> hit $6 .3m
$bob -> hit $4 .9m, bob the human fish
$ferg -> hit $3 .7m
$time -> hit $3 .3m, it's my time
#inshallah -> hit $3 .2m
$more -> hit $2 .9m, shoulda bought more
$3 -> hit $1 .4m, the three musketeers, realdonaldtrump elonmusk danawhite
$ava -> hit $1m

I have a feeling this week's going to be VERY good

Lock in 🔒

Daily Memecoin Recap - November 15

We got a decent amount of $10m + runners, but lots of pvp today

Mascot Meta
$lester -> hit $197m , litecoin mascot
$phil -> hit $23 .4m, binance mascot
$cupsey -> hit $21 .5m, pumpdotfun mascot
$clark -> hit $10m , coinbase mascot
$chatty -> hit $9 .1m, ChatGPTapp mascot
$bibi -> hit $2 .6m, tweet from 2018 of binance tweeting a coin/mascot
$blocky -> hit $2 .5m, okx mascot
$poly -> hit $2m , 0xPolygon mascot
- Litecoin started the mascot meta
- A bunch of companies are now coming up with their own mascots

Phantom Deployed A Coin?
#kendrook -> hit $7 .5m
- Someone did research going through a video made by phantom founder BChillman

Bitcoin Mascots
$bitcat -> hit $90m , Bitcoin mascot, greg16676935420 replied
$alpaca -> hit $14 .2m, old bitcoin mascot from 2011
$bitdog -> hit $6 .8m, $bitcat beta
#bitrhino -> hit $4m

Hasbulla Joins Memes
$barsik -> hit $103m , Hasbulla's cat
- hasbulla_main, continues to push his coin

Elon's New Podcast
$ @doge -> hit $37m , DOGE, Elon tweeted
#dogecast -> hit $33m
- Dogecast is a new podcast featuring VivekGRamaswamy and elonmusk

Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
$tyson -> hit $5 .5m
$fight -> hit $4 .6m
#mikeass -> hit $3 .5m, MikeTyson goes viral after pantless in an interview

NYC Dog Mayor
$bert -> hit $185m , crashed to $12m (currently at $70m )
$simon -> hit $25m , Simon beat Bert to become the mayor for the next 2 years

Moo Deng Wants A Billion
#moodeng -> $282m to $703m (2.5x)

Animals
#charlie -> hit $15m
$bella -> hit $6 .1m, dog meme
$vibe -> hit $4m , vibe cat, OG meme, has been done multiple times
$nibsy -> hit $1 .3m, cat meme

Pnut Betas
#cheyenne -> hit $41m , first animal in $pnut 's freedom farm
#babypnut -> hit $23m
#pepnut -> hit $3 .5m, $pepe + $pnut
$tunp -> hit $1 .7m, pnut backwards

Artificial Intelligence
$goat -> hit $1 .2b, ATH
#zerebro -> hit $265m
$ava -> hit $90m , AI agent for storytelling, good tech
$rex -> hit $41m , moonshotdotcc launch, $800k + in LP Rewards
$aika -> hit $19 .6m

More Cooks
$maneki -> hit $130m , idrawline pushing
$arie -> hit $19m
$maxx -> hit $7 .4m
#malicious -> hit $5 .3m

How much are you up/down this week?

Reminder Soldiers!

At a $1B market cap, $KHAI holders will be getting a $8 million airdrop! 💸🐱

The time to HODL is now—let’s make this happen! 🚀

We put our words in FACTS: 👇
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Together, we’re feeding the future! 🌍🐱💚

At Kitten Haimer, we’re on a mission to help feed cats in need—one paw at a time.
Because caring for our furry friends means caring for the world we share. 🐾💖

Thank you to everyone who supports this journey.
Let’s keep making a difference, one bowl at a time! 🥫✨

GM to all Kitten Soldiers! 🐱⚔️

Time to hit the trenches and rally the troops—today, we’re pushing for Binance! 💥🐾

Let’s show them what the Kitten Army can do!
Who’s with us? 🚀🐱

Guess who’s mother f*n back! 🤔🤗

POP POP POP $POPDOG !!!!!!!!!!!!! 🐶

Never give up. 💪
After 2 weeks of our account being hacked and spending endless time, effort, and resources we finally got our account recovered that we have grown over the past 11 months with our 11k loyal followers!!! 🥳🥳🥳💪💪💪

The sale will now be coming to an end. 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

Time to enter our Discord Server.

We about to start some games with $KHAI and NFTs prizes!

https://discord.gg/BQeuScS...

Daily Memecoin Recap - November 8

Great way to end the week. What was your best trade?

GOAT Deployer Wallet
$toga -> hit $18 .4m, same deployer as $goat (ATH $800m +), survived all the FUD
- People are saying someone spoofed the transaction and there wasn't actually a transaction coming from the $goat wallet

Homeless Japanese Dev
$fuji -> $100k to $3 .7m (37x), fujimoto1954
- If you saw Japanese on your timeline today it was because of this
- Pushed by idrawline & retardiosolana

Artificial Intelligence
$yousim -> $14m to $35 .5m (2.5x)
$forest -> $10 .4m to $24 .8m (2.4x)
$tds -> $3 .41m to $14 .3m (4.2x)
$mau -> hit $7 .9m, AI chat system
$neko -> hit $3 .8m, virtual pet

High Volume
$uponly -> $8 .2m to $38 .5m (4.7x), cobie
$ass -> $254k to $7 .3m (29x)
$42069k -> hit $3 .4m, $retire derivative
$lingyan -> hit $2 .6m, viral Chinese panda
$zerepooch -> hit $2 .2m, $zerebro 's dog
$affirm -> hit $2 .1m

Happy Cat Continues Its Run
$happy -> $12 .2m to $31m (2.54x)

Animal Memes
$toad $6 .95m -> $12 .7m (1.8x)
$bob -> hit $1 .7m, fish with a human face
$miki -> hit $918k , cute dog
$joji -> hit $836k
$dwag -> hit $700k , $fwog beta
$bulldog -> hit $433k

Elon Meta
$legend -> hit $1m , based on elonmusk
$xnn -> hit $668k , twitter is becoming the #1 news platform

More Cooks
$4b -> $976k to $2 .2m (2.3x)
$wealth -> $608k to $1 .6m (2.6x)
$pray -> $154k to $732k (4.8x)
$wukong -> hit $3 .9m
$dork -> hit $1 .5m
$iconic -> hit $568k
$bonzo -> hit $460k , $mondo derivative

Wen $SOL ATH?

It's time to show bullverse to the world team, no time to waste 👀

Is it time for $BULL to hit ATH?

It's time to show the horns @bullverse , it's time to show everyone the revolution of bullpad, bullpay, bullverse, bullmother, bull fcking bullish

Looking for new people to join the team 0xKitchen

If you're familiar with trading memes + looking to be FULL-TIME

- Community managers
- Copywriters
- Video content creators

Dm me with your experience + rates

❤️

We just started a Memecoin BUY Program!

Got a 10000$ wallet ready to buy the most active Mememcoin Projects.

This is the time to show support for your BAGS!
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