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Daily Memecoin Recap - December 1

New month, new opportunities

XRP Takes Over
$xrp -> hit $9 .5m, XRP on $sol
$xrp -> hit $2m , redacted version
$btc -> hit $1 .8m, BTC on sol, $xrp beta
- Tiktokers are bullish on xrp
- Xrp is a meme in and of itself
- If you're buying memes on xrp ur ngmi

Buy & Sell Multiple Coins
$port -> hit $23m
- This platform lets you buy and sell multiple coins in a single transaction
- You make your own portfolio of up to four coins

First AI TikTok Live Streamer
$buzz -> hit $2 .2m

Pump Fun Mascot
$bumpie -> hit $1 .3m

Degen Memes
$usdt -> hit $7 .8m, usdt to $5
$lemon -> hit $4 .2m
#spooderman -> hit $2 .3m, redacted spiderman
$aut -> hit $1 .5m, absolute brainrot
$parrot -> hit $1 .5m, party parrot

Artificial Intelligence
$alch -> hit $83m , unique tech with a market place
$max -> hit $15 .2m, $btc maxi
$skai -> hit $4 .5m, skainet
$ascend -> hit $4m
$arc -> hit $3 .1m
$e /69 -> hit $3 .1m

Christmas Meta
#santahat -> hit $15m
$welf -> hit $8 .3m, runescape meme
$gingy -> hit $1 .8m, The Gingerbread Man
$kevin -> hit $950k , home alone actor

More Cooks
$mundi -> hit $100m
$sitcom -> hit $26m
$pronut -> hit $12 .4m
$pearl -> hit $8 .3m
$tardi -> hit $3 .6m
$mind -> hit $2 .6m, hyped launched
$bob -> hit $2 .1m, spongebob meme
$snoopy -> hit $1 .8m
$elsa -> hit $1 .6m, princess elsa from frozen
$yolo -> hit $1m
#1000xDec -> hit $843k , 1000x in December
$cancel -> hit $720k , cancel culture

What are your goals to end the year?

Do not buy any tickers for any words I randomly type on X that appear on pump fun.

That isn't smart business.

Daily Memecoin Recap - November 25

Decent volume, market's waiting for a clear meta

Peanut's Owner Launch
#justice -> hit $165m
$fmark -> hit $510k , f*ck the owner
- Owner of Peanut launches his own coin, claiming that $pnut and $fred used his story for money

Pump Fun Closes Livestream
$victim -> hit $3 .7m, victims of pump fun
#homeless -> hit $1 .3m, live on street until we hit $50m
- After users are majorly concerned with some of the streams coming out, pump fun closes the feature

TikTok Meta
$dk -> hit $17 .5m, Just A Chill Donkey Fr
$baldi -> hit $3m , Baldi Baldimore
$mew -> hit $1 .9m, mewing snowman
$los -> hit $1 .7m

Bob Takes Over Twitter
$bob -> hit $32 .1m, This is Bob. Copy and paste him

Good Art
$fric -> hit $26 .6m, frog

Artificial Intelligence
$ubc -> hit $10 .4m, Universal Basic Compute
$loria -> hit $4 .9m, new
truth_terminal

More Cooks
$ass -> hit $24m
$sava -> hit $8 .3m,
MartinShkreli replies
$1 -> hit $6 .7m, just buy $1 worth of this coin
$sercy -> hit $5 .6m
$rna -> hit $5 .5m
$na -> hit $5 .1m
$loria -> hit $4 .9m
#tontoba -> hit $4 .5m
$blt -> hit $3 .7m, bltcoin
$bread -> hit $3 .1m
$braz -> hit $3m
$perrot -> hit $2 .7m
$cancer -> hit $2 .5m, f*ck cancer
$alot -> hit $1 .8m, this will be worth alot
$sunny -> hit $1m
$bee -> hit $560k
#santahat -> hit $450k , runescape meme

There's opportunities every day

Did you cook?

Daily Memecoin Recap - November 24

Good volume, drama with pump fun livestreams

Science Meta
$dna -> hit $16 .8m
#roident -> hit $4 .8m, pumpdotscience mascot
$psmice -> hit $4 .3m, pumpdotscience mascot
$rna -> hit $3 .3m

Frog Memes
$terry -> hit $30m , unique
$fog -> hit $4 .8m, frog meme, simple yet good art

Artist Launch
$wain -> hit $9 .4m, amazing art
- ratwell0x is the artist

Elon Tweets
$would -> hit $26m , elonmusk
posted the meme
#ironyman -> hit $7m
$msnbc -> hit $3 .5m
$spqr -> hit $2 .9m
$mt -> hit $1 .4m, monk temptation
$x -> hit $600k
- Elon is the biggest KOL frfr
- Bro doesn't even know that there's coins worth 8 figs that spawn because of his tweets

TikTok/GenZ Memes
#mustard -> hit $81m , Kendrick lamar yelling MUSTAAAARD, viral on tikttok
#daddychill -> hit $15m , famous video, picking up partly because of #chillguy
#rizzmas -> hit $8 .7m
$bro /eco -> hit $7 .3m
$nose -> hit $5 .6m, let me do it for you
#ketchup -> hit $2 .1m
$gnome -> hit $1 .7m

Artificial Intelligence
#overseer -> hit $15 .1m
$mind -> hit $9m

Solana Pet
$blob -> hit $22 .7m

First Human Being Created By God
$adam -> hit $1 .9m

More Cooks
$purpe -> hit $77m , purple $pepe , back from the dead
$hege -> hit $31m
#justice -> hit $24 .8m, justice for $pnut and $fred
$mtm -> hit $11m
#sootcase -> hit $9 .9m, Barron Trump meme
$pim -> hit $7 .9m
$mike -> hit $6m
$oiia -> hit $3 .3m, cat meme
#tontoba -> hit $3m
$bread -> hit $2m , literally just bread
$boggs -> hit $2m
$1 -> hit $1 .6m, just buy $1 worth of this coin
$jensen -> hit $1 .5m, #Nvidia CEO
$bling -> hit $960k
$moar -> hit $900k
$kaiju -> hit $800k
$meme /eco -> hit $600k , meme economy

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Daily Memecoin Recap - November 18

Coins were weird today - there was still hella money to be made

Trump To Buy A Crypto Trading Venue
$bakkt -> hit $42m
$bkkt -> hit $28m , Bakkt Holdings Inc
$jammy -> hit $466k , bkkt founder's dog
- realDonaldTrump's social media company is in talks to buy BAKKT

McDonalds Cat
$mello -> hit $18m
- doodles partnership with McDonalds

Next Moo Deng?
$kirby -> hit $31m , baby elephant

Vvaifu Pushes
$vvaifu -> hit $210m
- vvaifudotfun's agent
- Vvaifu allows you to launch AI agents with a token

Science Meta
$rif -> hit $251m , pumpdotscience

$uro -> hit $154m
$pro -> hit $25m
$anti -> hit $25m
$E =MC² -> hit $15m , Euphoria = Meme × Community²
$cris -> hit $10 .6m, crispr
$life -> hit $6 .8m

Peanut's Dog
$peanut -> hit $37m , OG Peanut coin (community driven)
$tucker -> hit $10m , $pnut 's dog
#marshall -> hit $540k , Peanut's best friend

Artificial Intelligence
$eliza -> hit $52m
$gnosis -> hit $14 .4m
$flower -> hit $6 .8m
$wizard -> hit $5 .5m
$▶︎ • -> hit $4 .2m, AI music agent that generates tracks inspired by real-time events
$π -> hit $3 .3m
$laila -> hit $3 .1m
$ae -> hit $2 .4m

Chill Guy
#chillguy -> hit $43 .5m, viral tiktok meme

Animal Memes
$arie -> $2 .5m to $20 .7m (8.3x)
$meng -> hit $4 .9m, rabbit meme
$long -> hit $4 .8m, longcat
$bark -> hit $3 .8m, barking dog, high volume
#scratch -> hit $677k , dj cat
$albert -> hit $617k , alligator

More Cooks
$🟥🟩 -> hit $50m
$chatty -> hit $15m , ChatGPTapp mascot
$bayc -> hit $6 .45m
$fa =fo -> hit $5 .5m, fuck around = find out
$mes -> hit $5 .4m, Meme Economy Simulation
$💎🙌 -> hit $2 .9m
$ticker -> hit $2 .5m, "what's the ticker"
$🟩🐿 -> hit $912k
$🔴🟢 -> hit $767k
$khabib -> hit $750k , Hasbulla's best friend

Did you cook? 👨‍🍳

Daily Memecoin Recap - November 17

Sol ATH is ~5% away 👏

Launch AI Agents With A Token
$vvaifu -> hit $128m , vvaifudotfun dasha_terminal

Epileptic Meta
$🟥🟩 -> hit $19 .6m, seizure warning

Binance Dog
$fur -> hit $42m
$baobao -> hit $8 .4m
$maui -> hit $6 .22m, old binance dog from May
$lol -> hit $3 .6m, Lost on Ledger, binance tweet
$marco -> hit $3m , the dog's name
- binance tweeted a dog
- Whenever binance tweets an animal, it usually spawns a coin that goes to multiple millions

Andrew Tate's Dog
$G -> hit $119m
$G -> hit $4 .6m, OG coin launched in June
- Pushed by Cobratate
- 20% of supply sent to Andrew

Doge's Loaf
$loaf -> hit $30 .2m, dog meme, based on a tweet from $DOGE 's founder BillyM2k

GME Mascot
$buck -> $27m to $98m (3.6x), buckthebunny affiliated with gamestop
$buck -> hit $6 .6m

Elon Tweets
$qnn -> hit $6 .9m
$Ω -> hit $4 .3m

Science meta
$scihub -> hit $75m
$uro -> hit $50m . pumpdotscience

Ai16z
#ai16z -> hit $495m
#punk3492 -> hit $26m , a burned cryptopunksnfts
$elize -> hit $23m , ai16zdao

Artificial Intelligence
$eef -> hit $7m
$telos -> hit $5m
$astra -> hit $3 .4m
$gnosis -> hit $2 .3m

Peanut Betas
$ruby -> hit $17 .1m, $pnut beta
$dognut -> hit $12m , $pnut beta
#hazelnut -> hit $7 .5m
$tucker -> hit $1 .7m, Peanut's dog

More Cooks
$rizo -> $6m to $55m (9.1x)
$nomnom -> hit $98m , one of the strongest cults rn
$bueno -> hit $10 .6m
$renzo -> hit $7 .7m, Abdu Rozik's (Hasbulla's nemesis) cat
#marshall -> hit $7m , joerogan's dog
#nohands -> hit $6 .4m
$wabbit -> hit $6 .3m
$bob -> hit $4 .9m, bob the human fish
$ferg -> hit $3 .7m
$time -> hit $3 .3m, it's my time
#inshallah -> hit $3 .2m
$more -> hit $2 .9m, shoulda bought more
$3 -> hit $1 .4m, the three musketeers, realdonaldtrump elonmusk danawhite
$ava -> hit $1m

I have a feeling this week's going to be VERY good

Lock in 🔒

Daily Memecoin Recap - November 15

We got a decent amount of $10m + runners, but lots of pvp today

Mascot Meta
$lester -> hit $197m , litecoin mascot
$phil -> hit $23 .4m, binance mascot
$cupsey -> hit $21 .5m, pumpdotfun mascot
$clark -> hit $10m , coinbase mascot
$chatty -> hit $9 .1m, ChatGPTapp mascot
$bibi -> hit $2 .6m, tweet from 2018 of binance tweeting a coin/mascot
$blocky -> hit $2 .5m, okx mascot
$poly -> hit $2m , 0xPolygon mascot
- Litecoin started the mascot meta
- A bunch of companies are now coming up with their own mascots

Phantom Deployed A Coin?
#kendrook -> hit $7 .5m
- Someone did research going through a video made by phantom founder BChillman

Bitcoin Mascots
$bitcat -> hit $90m , Bitcoin mascot, greg16676935420 replied
$alpaca -> hit $14 .2m, old bitcoin mascot from 2011
$bitdog -> hit $6 .8m, $bitcat beta
#bitrhino -> hit $4m

Hasbulla Joins Memes
$barsik -> hit $103m , Hasbulla's cat
- hasbulla_main, continues to push his coin

Elon's New Podcast
$ @doge -> hit $37m , DOGE, Elon tweeted
#dogecast -> hit $33m
- Dogecast is a new podcast featuring VivekGRamaswamy and elonmusk

Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
$tyson -> hit $5 .5m
$fight -> hit $4 .6m
#mikeass -> hit $3 .5m, MikeTyson goes viral after pantless in an interview

NYC Dog Mayor
$bert -> hit $185m , crashed to $12m (currently at $70m )
$simon -> hit $25m , Simon beat Bert to become the mayor for the next 2 years

Moo Deng Wants A Billion
#moodeng -> $282m to $703m (2.5x)

Animals
#charlie -> hit $15m
$bella -> hit $6 .1m, dog meme
$vibe -> hit $4m , vibe cat, OG meme, has been done multiple times
$nibsy -> hit $1 .3m, cat meme

Pnut Betas
#cheyenne -> hit $41m , first animal in $pnut 's freedom farm
#babypnut -> hit $23m
#pepnut -> hit $3 .5m, $pepe + $pnut
$tunp -> hit $1 .7m, pnut backwards

Artificial Intelligence
$goat -> hit $1 .2b, ATH
#zerebro -> hit $265m
$ava -> hit $90m , AI agent for storytelling, good tech
$rex -> hit $41m , moonshotdotcc launch, $800k + in LP Rewards
$aika -> hit $19 .6m

More Cooks
$maneki -> hit $130m , idrawline pushing
$arie -> hit $19m
$maxx -> hit $7 .4m
#malicious -> hit $5 .3m

How much are you up/down this week?

Daily Memecoin Recap - November 13

Two days in a row where we get pump fun coins over $1b

Monkey Stolen By Police
$jorgie -> $7m to $18m (2.6x)

Free Shayne Coplan
$🦅 -> $41m
- shayne_coplan CEO of polymarket

- elonmusk replied to a tweet and supports the movement

PNUT TO BILLIONS
$pnut -> $900m to $2 .4b (2.7x), second pumpdotfun
coin to $1b
$OPK -> $48m , peanut beta based on an image as a Star Wars character
$betch -> $12 .8m, another peanut deriv
$sugar -> $6 .7m, a squirrel following the animal and squirrel meta from PNUT's attention
$thumb -> $5m , peanut's best friend
#babypnut -> $4 .58m
$jill -> $1 .8m, peanut's girlfriend
$bambam -> $1 .1m, peanut's brother according to the peanut IG page
#babyfred -> $668k
$bop -> $317k , book of peanut
- $PNUT becomes the fastest memecoin to a billion market cap

First PNUT Dev Coin
$vermin -> $7k to $532k (76x), claims to be the first token deployed by the $PNUT dev -> CTO’d

Elon Meta
$banana -> $16m to $60m (3.8x), continues to cook as the SpaceX meme gains attention and volume
$sink -> $287k to $4m (14x)
$vivek -> $4m , from the announcement that he will be the head of D.O.G.E
#babydoge -> $691k , a deriv of the Department of Government Efficiency

High Volume
$luce -> $116m to $310m (2.7x), the cult growsas people speculate an upcoming binance
listing
$ban -> $102m to $255m (2.5x)
$if -> $267k to $3 .2m (12x)

Animal Memes Continue To Cook
$bert -> $1 .7m to $56m (33x), the Pomeranian capitalizing on the animal meta
#petunia -> $5 .5m to $30m (5.4x), viral asf
$shrub -> $4 .6m to $21m (4.5x), Elon’s hedgehog
$solito -> $68k to $1 .4m (20.6x)
$maya -> $12m
$teddy -> $4m
#cricket -> $2 .8m
$odin -> $2m

Artificial Intelligence
$act -> $518m to $884m (1.7x)
#shoggoth -> $29m to $94m (3.24x)
$ret -> $158k to $2 .39m (15.1x), token launched by an AI-powered robot dog
$obot -> $20 .2m, oxyz
AI CEO requested to have her own memecoin
$upg -> $3 .1m
$spence -> $2 .8m
$actiii -> $718k , $ACT beta
$circe -> $525k
$acta -> $342k

More Cooks
$cedar -> $218k to $10 .4m (47.7x), CTO
$merlin -> $5k to $2 .6m (520x), miracle goldfish in the animal meta
#USÐ -> $1m , united states doge
$boggle -> $2 .7m
$hoj -> $1 .4m
$chief -> $1 .2m
$void -> $701k
#pnut2 .0 -> $450k

Amazing volume, multiple metas emerging

This pic is me after I collect the best AI memes

Daily Memecoin Recap - November 12

Great volume, multiple metas are running

Next Harambe
$eyare -> hit $3m
- Gorilla unexpectedly passed away during a move within the gorilla enclosure
- She was just 2 years old

Goat Is The First Pump Fun To $1B
$goat -> $438m to $1b (2.3x)
- First coin to 1 billion market cap launched on pumpdotfun
(many more to come)

Elon Musk D.O.G.E.
$doge -> $142m to $423m (3x), good team on $eth
$doge -> $1 .3m to $51m (39.2x)
$vivook -> $40k to $431k (10.8x), pumped after Vivek announced working with Elon on D.O.G.E
#mechazilla -> hit $692k , SpaceX mascot
- Elon Musk will be working with Vivek Ramaswamy on the "Department Of Government Efficiency"

McDonald's New Mascot
$•ᴗ• -> hit $1m
- Based on a McDonalds tweet

Peanut's World
$pnut -> $397m to $892m (2.2x), continues to pump after binance
listing and as elonmusk
tweets about it
$fred -> $19m to $45m (2.4x)
$peanut -> $4 .1m to $10m (2.4x), $pnut derivative
$actp -> hit $6m , $act + $pnut

Animal Meta
$bongo -> $28m to $72m (2.6x)
$sad -> $296k to $2 .3m (7.8x)
$maya -> $8 .4k to $1 .7m (202.4x), CTO sent this high
$jorgie -> hit $4 .2m, a monkey taken by police
$loaf -> hit $715k , spinoff of a dog shaped like a loaf

AI Meta
$bully -> $1 .8m to $12 .8m (7.1x)
$mist -> hit $25m
$banana -> hit $18 .5m, leveraging the “Banana for Scale” meme tied to SpaceX
$djpump -> hit $11m
#synthia -> hit $2 .9m
$sam -> hit $2 .9m
$actiii -> hit $718k , another Act derivative
$circe -> hit $525k
$acta -> hit $342k , spinoff of the AI Act

More Cooks
$rizo -> $790k to $7 .2m (9.1x)
$lapupu -> $79k to $4 .5m (56.9x)
$dtf -> hit $11m
$badcat -> hit $5 .8m
$momo -> hit $5 .5m
#understand -> hit $5 .2m
$aika -> hit $3 .5m
#paperdog -> hit $2 .3m
$blue -> hit $2 .1m
#oracl3 -> hit $1 .8m
$2249 -> hit $1 .2m
$x -> hit $824k
$if -> hit $500k

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Daily Memecoin Recap - November 4

Elections are tomorrow👀

Official decision should be out by November 6th

New Born Hippo
$haggis -> hit $8 .6m
- Pygmy like #moodeng

Peanut Pulls Back
$pnut -> $134m to $27m (-80%)
- Major pullback despite the hype surrounding mentions by elonmusk & realdonaldtrump

Peanut's Owner Drops a CA
$peanut -> hit $6 .1m, the official Peanut & Fred coin

Elections
$trump -> $130k to $2 .2m (17x)
$Trump -> hit $1 .7m, 4 pixel Trump
$vdog -> hit $837k , vote dog
$4547 -> hit $638k , realdonaldtrump 45th & 47th president
$usdt -> hit $630k , Ultra Sigma Donald Trump

Fwog Is King
$fwog -> $185m to $357m (1.9x from the recent low)
- Continues to make new ATH's every day

Cat Meta
$bop -> $3 .5m to $18 .4m (5.3x), bop cat
$buu -> $700k to $5 .4m (7.7x), $130k + in LP Rewards
$ks -> $790k to $3m (3.8x), good vol despite overall market volume decreasing
$angy -> $215k to $1 .9m (8.8x)

Retire
$retire -> $1 .7m to $6 .3m (3.7x), good narrative, listed on usemoonshot

More Cooks
#griffain -> $900k to $5 .8m (6.4x)
$cupsey -> $500k to $3 .7m (7.4x), pump fun mascot plushie
#grizzly399 -> $100k to $1m (10m), rest in peace bear
$wiz -> $100k to $600k (6x), wizard dog, ATH $3m
$woof -> hit $5 .25m, hyped launch
$major -> hit $2 .5m, moonshot launch, $20k + in LP Rewards
$🍅 -> hit $2 .1m, walking tomato
#AaronSw -> hit $1 .5m, Aaron Swartz, tweet that elonmusk interacted with
$blob -> hit $1 .2m
$cuzco -> hit $910k , OpenAI's GOAT
#pf500 -> hit $840k , pump fun index fund
$rsm -> hit $500k , runescape memes
$early -> hit $475k
$wbw -> hit $430k , white boy winter
#ptcx6900 -> hit $400k , pumpfun top coins index

Volume has been slowly decreasing over the last couple of days due to the uncertainty with the election

Markets hate uncertainty, we resume up mode once it's over

Daily Memecoin Recap - November 3

All eyes on Elon, decent vol this Sunday

Elon's Pets
$shrub -> hit $30m , elonmusk's pet hedgehog
$eric -> hit $2 .1m, Elon's pet fish
$marvin -> hit $894k , Elon's dog
- He mentioned his pets in multiple tweets

Justice For Peanut
$pnut -> $3m to $134m (45x)
$fred -> $60k to $21m (350x), euthanized with Peanut
$opk -> hit $7 .8m, Obi Pnut Kenobi, Star Wars + Peanut, based on an elon musk tweet, multiple coins came out
$peanut -> hit $5 .1m, claims to be a fair and community launch
$GOPnut -> hit $2 .5m, Peanut for the GOP official mascot
$wally -> hit $1 .2m, Peanut's Brother
$karen -> hit $975k , peanut killer
$plf -> hit $580k , peanut liberty foundation, based on elon's tweet

Killed Animals
$kamala -> hit $5m , elephant
$cedar -> hit $5m , stolen pet goat
$albert -> hit $1 .4m, alligator
$legacy -> hit $915k , combination of killed animals, HarambePnutDogeFredHeaven420inu
$phil -> hit $860k , water buffalo escaped
#grizzly399 -> hit $360k , grizzly bear
- After Peanut's sad passing, degens are finding similar cases

Pump Fun Stuffed Animal
$cupsey -> hit $7m
$rupsey -> hit $530k , red version of $cupsey
- orangie posted a pumpdotfun stuffed animal
- Pump fun founder a1lon9 interacted
- orangie said its name is Cupsey, named after Cupseyy

Election Meta
$harris -> $365k to $4 .1m (11.2x), KamalaHarris
$rigged -> hit $3 .65m, gently used voting machine
$rocky -> hit $1 .4m, first dog candidate
$brent -> hit $670k
$erect -> hit $200k , Erection 2024

Old Elon Memes
$shrub -> $35k to $11m (314x), old meme on $ETH
$shrub -> $10k to $4 .1m (410x), old meme on $SOL

Iranian Feminist
$girl -> hit $1 .8m, viral Persian feminist
$ahoo -> hit $910k , Ahoo Daryaei
$ahou -> hit $430k

Grass Keeps Pushing
$grass -> $153m to $469m (3x)
- After initial fud on launch, it keeps pushing

More Cooks
#zerebro -> $5m to $25m (5x), AI
$suwi -> hit $14 .5m, solana's happy coin
$monkey -> hit $3 .8m
#griffain -> hit $2 .9m
#goatsenet -> hit $2 .7m
#dekopon -> hit $1 .9m, baby rhino
$beppo -> hit $1 .4m, chimp in space
$ks -> hit $1 .3m, kittyspin
$angy -> hit $1 .1m, cat
$mimi -> hit $1m , cat meme

Lock in for the new week tomorrow.

What are your goals?

Daily Memecoin Recap - October 30

Seems like AI meta is slowly dying out. What's next? 👀

Luce Gets A New Character
#tenebro -> hit $3m , New Mascot of The Holy Church
#tenebro -> hit $1 .45m
$bope -> hit $284k , based pope
- Tenebro is $LUCE 's nemesis

High Volume
$rzlr -> $2 .1m to $10 .1m (4.8x), viral tiktoker, the rizzler
$xeno -> hit $11 .2m, quote retweeting other people's tweets with AI generated art
$mondo -> hit $4 .6m, unique art
$zuo -> hit $1 .1m, funny meme

Doge Betas
$shibu -> $4 .7m to $12m (2.5x), $doge mascot
#dogenes -> hit $4 .9m, greek philospher $doge
$dogat -> hit $3m , cat version of $doge

Artist Launch
$bflyz -> hit $3 .7m
- bflyzone_

Artificial Intelligence
$avb -> $1 .2m to $8 .3m (6.9x), autonomous virtual beings
#himenoAI -> hit $1 .5m
$moksha -> hit $1 .3m
$bbc -> hit $930k , BBC AI...

Maneki Co-Founder Launch
$thecat -> hit $41m
- Maneki confirmed that one of their co-founders launched his own token

Election Meta
$doge -> $740k to $4 .2m (5.7x), Department of Gov Efficiency
$donkey -> hit $5 .2m, based on KamalaHarris
#republican -> hit $2 .3m
$potus -> hit $1 .6m, President of the United States, realDonaldTrump
#garbage -> hit $1m , United States Of Garbage
- Elections are next week👀

Tee Hee He
$tee -> hit $46 .5m, on $ETH
$tee -> hit $1 .2m, on $SOL , beta to the one above
- Rumored to be truth_terminal's eth coin

More Cooks
$ff -> $500k to $2m (4x), platform that lets you launch a fair coin on pump fun
$toro -> hit $13m , Asian character
$btcat -> hit $7 .5m, first cat on chain
$earl -> hit $3m
$mx -> hit $2 .25m, MX69420, beta to $spx (SPX6900)
$bbydev -> hit $1 .45m, the dev is a baby
$snoo -> hit $1 .34m, reddit mascot
$mikro -> hit $845k , redacted MicroStrategy
$brains -> hit $800k
#ct100 -> hit $488k , CT Index, 100 most influential accounts on CT, unique concept
$batcat -> hit $470k , Halloween meta
$mlnr -> hit $430k , Millionaire
$popbat -> hit $210k , $popcat bat

All eyes on $BTC as we hope it breaks past ATH

Will we continue to have a green Q4?

Daily Memecoin Recap - October 29

$BTC near ATH. What happens next? 👀

Pump Fun On A Fridge
$fridge -> hit $9 .3m, the entire project is ran off a fridge at a local mall

Holy meta
$luce -> $42m to $82m (1.95x), Mascot Of The Holy Year
$buio -> hit $5 .2m, Mascot Of The Unholy Year
$hi -> hit $2m , holy inu, cat meme
#santino -> hit $2m , Luce's Dog
$sky -> hit $1 .3m, Luce's Friend
- $LUCE started a holy meta

High Volume
$catana -> hit $18 .7m, the cat has a sword
$guano -> hit $8m , $617k + in LP Rewards
$animal -> hit $5 .7m
$rlr -> hit $5 .5m, Rizzler, viral tiktoker
#dogenes -> hit $4 .5m, Greek $doge
$frank -> hit $4 .4m, back from the dead
$rp -> hit $3 .9m, red panda, ties to elonmusk
$dg -> hit $1 .5m

Election Meta
$DOGE -> hit $24 .6m to $70m (2.85x), Department Of Government Efficiency, on $eth
$47 -> $8m to $20m (2.5x), Trump will be the 47th president, team dumped, currently sitting at $2 .5m
$djt -> hit $4 .4m, realdonaldtrump, on $eth
$trump -> hit $2m , trumpwifhat, $trump + $wif
$DOGE -> hit $1 .7m on $SOL , beta to the one on $eth
#america -> hit $1m

Mascots
$shibu -> hit $11m , $doge 's mascot, very good community
$rex -> hit $2 .2m, Google Chrome Mascot
$btcwiz -> hit $1 .5m, $bitcoin wizard mascot
$eagle -> hit $772k , American Mascot

Fair Launch
$ff -> hit $5 .5m
- Fair launch a pumpdotfun coin
- Uses AI

Artificial Intelligence
#project89 -> $4m to $16 .5m (4.1x)
$yousim -> hit $19 .5m, based on plastic_labs product
$muradAI -> hit $1m , Murad AI

Genshin Impact
$gacha -> hit $2 .3m

More Cooks
$ban -> $9m to $36m (4x), comedian
#zerebro -> hit $3m
$skito -> hit $2 .2m
#nogambling -> hit $1 .6m, viral video
$imagine -> hit $1 .3m, just imagine
$gta -> hit $1m
$up -> hit $764k
$bid -> hit $640k , break it down, good meme
$mk -> hit $510k
$netcoin -> hit $426k , first bitcoin domain
$dgeen -> hit $215k

What's your top holding rn?

Roadmap to Grow 1 SOL to 100 SOL

0-1 SOL:
- Aim for small, consistent X's (2-5x's)
- Throw 0.1/play
- Focus on coins that are still on pump fun
- Jeet right before things bond or right after they go live on raydium

1-10 SOL:
- Look for calculated plays with 3-10x potential
- Focus on risk management
- Don't put more than 30% of your port into a single play
- Aim to take initials around 2x, and hold the rest for higher profit targets (ride risk-free)

10-100 SOL:
- Start allocating some $SOL to a couple different high quality memes
- Focus on memes that are established but undervalued
- Be patient and add to your winners
- Find narrative plays with high volume

Be more conservative in the beginning as you're still learning

Start taking more risk as you grow your port and find your edge

Daily Memecoin Recap - October 27

Majors are pumping. Looks like this week's going to be good 👀

A16z Dao
#degenai -> hit $2 .5m to $37 .8m (15.1x), bot that analyzes top memes and apes for the dao
#ai16z -> hit $97 .5m, pmarca's fund
#pmairca -> hit $4 .3m, based on pmarca, 5% given to the Ai16z fund
$yes -> hit $3 .8m, A16z Dao community coin, 9% given to Ai16z wallet, good CT meme
$eliza -> hit $1 .1m, ai16z's mascot

NFT Artists Launching
$eye -> hit $21m , launched by Jesperish, well respected in the NFT community
$sad -> hit $3 .5m, launched by SkiluxDesigns

Artificial Intelligence
$tate -> $13 .7m to $29m , Tate Terminal pushing for ATH, cobratate
$kira -> hit $14 .2m, powered by a decentralized AI network
$avb -> hit $4 .9m, Autonomous Agents
$mcb -> hit $4 .9m
$zoa -> hit $4 .1m
$pumpai -> hit 3.4m, claims to be an AI web agent that trades memes
$kraken -> hit $820k

USA Election
$usa -> $20m to $40m (2x)
$47 -> $1 .4m to $5m (32.1x),realDonaldTrump 47th president

More Cooks
$ban -> $33m to $67m (2x)
$sigma -> $31 .5m to $66m (2.1x)
$sma -> $130k to $5 .8m (44.6x), speculation around iruletheworldmo who ran #gpt2
$wiz -> $972k to $3m (3.1x), wizard dog
$retire -> $50k to $1 .1m (22x), "the last play before I retire"
$henlo -> hit $2 .85m
#othebys -> hit $1 .8m
#popgoat -> hit $1 .7m, $popcat + $goat
$pape -> hit $1 .5m, $ape + $pepe
#redcircle -> hit $1 .4m
$myst -> hit $1 .1m, $64k + in LP Rewards
$toad -> hit $940k
#terminal -> hit $800k , religion for truth_terminal
#NuCouché -> hit $773k
#pumpland -> hit $672k , PumpFun Land in Roblox
$sai -> hit $489k
$flip -> hit $442k
$no -> hit $270k , $yes beta

We need someone to create something so unique that it jumpstarts a new meta

Any ideas what the next meta will be?

Daily Memecoin Recap - October 24

Look at the amount of runners that go above $3m market cap. Use this as motivation to lock in

ChatGPT Coin
#gpt2 -> hit $44 .2m
$stawb -> hit $4 .9m, project strawberry, iruletheworldmo

- Followed by ChatGPTapp

- ChatGPT made a chatbot. The chatbot made this coin
- Rumors that iruletheworldmo
, who is bullposting #gpt2 , is sama's alt account (Open AI's = ChatGPT's founder)

Andrew Tate Shills An AI
$tate -> hit $10 .2m, tate terminal
$tateAI -> hit $5 .22m, terminal of tate
#tateterm -> hit $2 .65m
$daddy -> hit $2 .17m
#daddyAI -> hit $1 .17m
$rnt -> hit $800k , RNT terminal
- $tate is followed by Cobratate

- Andrew Tate tweeted about it

The Dev Is A Cat
$kira -> hit $2 .53m
- First cat to deploy a coin on pumpdotfun

AI Plays Of The Day
#project89 -> hit $23 .4m
$test -> hit $8 .24m,
$dream -> hit $3 .77m

Coinbase CEO's Wife's Instagram Gets Hacked
$ruston -> hit $11 .38m, launch on $base
- Hackers profited over $300 ,000

Artificial Intelligence Dominates
$forest -> $12m to $33 .3m (2.77x)
#memesAI -> $7m to $31m (4.4x), pushed by KOLs,

$shegen -> $12m to $27m (2.25x)
$xvi -> $1 .2m to $9 .27m (7.7x)
#childAI -> $429k to $8 .23m (19.2x)
#kundalini -> $372k to $2 .58m (6.9x)
$murphy -> hit $4 .75m
$neo -> hit $3 .2m
$ppmp -> hit $3m , AI-generated script launched an AI-generated coin
$viora -> hit $2 .96m
#egregor -> hit $2 .61m
$dreams -> hit $2 .13m
$AIcats -> hit $2m , game
$lucid -> hit $1 .56m
$nig -> hit $1 .5m, nig terminal

More Cooks
$e /acc -> $10 .2m to $22 .8m (2.24x), Effective accelerationism
$koto -> $700k to $8 .42m (12x)
$worm -> hit $14 .3m, unique concept, worm game
$non -> hit $8 .86m, moonshot launch, $72k + in LP Rewards
$horny -> hit $6 .46m
$run -> hit $4m
$pipo -> hit $2 .74m, hippo meme
$catcoin -> hit $2 .63m
$return -> hit $496k , return to tradition

In this meta, be on the lookout for any new AI tech; that's what runs the most

Did you cook today? Drop some PNLs👇

Daily Memecoin Recap - October 23

Hyped Launch Rugs
$shar -> hit $59m
- I apologize for deleting my post. I was reacting out of panic & disbelief, I acknowledge this was a mistake.
- I usually never shill any coins, but truly believed that this was going to be a runner & even top blasted my self
- I was told by very reputable people that this team was legit & that they had 8 figures to inject
- I got fucked. I thought the team was vetted: they showed me a custom trading bot that they were building
- They also showed me a validator where they had committed millions of dollars
- I was led to believe that they were building an entire ecosystem
- Dev sold $3 ,380,000 in 1 clip

Crash Wants A Pump Fun
$pstar -> hit $11 .6m
- CrashiusClay69 says that there should be a pump fun coin that reaches the top 200 coins and that "someone should change that"
- People speculated the pumpstar was his coin based on his coded tweets
- He then tweeted that he won't be the one making a pump fun to reach the top 200 because $sol is full of jeets

First Verifiable AI
$ant -> hit $25m
- Launched through
AnthropicAI's latest Claude feature
- Verifiable proof that it's actually an AI agent that's in charge of the coin (unlike other AI coins)

Goat Keeps Running
$goat -> $145m to $797m (5.5x)
$catgf -> $10 .4m to $21 .6m (2.07x)
$scoop -> hit $31 .4m, "Truth Terminal's First Token"
$exo -> hit $4 .5m, truth terminal's dog
$ygg -> hit $4 .48m,
AndyAyrey tweet
$exo -> hit $4 .15m, truth terminal's cow
$kleros -> hit $1 .4m, AndyAyrey tweet
$tim -> hit $1 .4m, truth terminal's name
-

Artificial Intelligence
#fartcoin -> $29 .4m to $74 .7m (2.5x)
$flavia -> $36m to $73m (2.02x)
$act -> $17m to $50m (2.94x)
$shegen -> $11m to $24m (2.18x)
$zeno -> hit $25 .6m
$flux -> hit $3 .23m
$larpAI -> hit $2 .44m
$clinst -> hit $2m
$snarc -> hit $1 .54m, the first AI (1951)
$babel -> hit $600k
#flavian -> hit $544k

Terminal Of
$fun -> $1 .6m to $5m (3.12x), terminal of fun
$meme -> hit $3 .6m, terminal of memes
$tol -> hit $2 .43m, terminal of life
$tos -> hit $2 .11m, terminal of solana

Bobo Launches on Sol
$bobo -> hit $641k (wormhole)

More Cooks
$wmm -> $4 .57m to $20 .52m (4.49x), weird medieval memes
#memesAI -> $334k to $18 .6m (55.5x), launched 1 week ago, blasted past ATH
$e /acc -> $3 .32m to $18 .5m (5.57x)
$mark -> $3m to $14m (4.6x),

$koto -> $1 .19m to $7 .33m (6.15x)
#realchad -> $365k to $2m (5.48x), NonAI Giga Chad
$xvi -> hit $10m
$the -> hit $8 .57m
$crymne -> hit $6m
$fwogmi -> hit $2 .42m, female $fwog
$156 -> hit $2m
$hello -> hit $1 .88m, "hello, world", software devs will understand
$bop -> hit $1 .65m, cat meme
$gjsm -> hit $1 .6m
$tarot -> hit $1 .6m
$mdao -> hit $1 .45m
#suyasuya -> hit $1m
$888 -> hit $878k , abundance, angel number

$SHAR might be alpha

- Almost $1 ,000,000 in liquidity on launch
- Connected with VC, linked to a fund
- Followed by some CEX managers
- Team is experienced and has been prepping the launch for months
- Interesting wallets are bidding, wallet tracker going crazy rn

I always bid high liquidity plays with rich teams

Daily Memecoin Recap - October 22

Volume just keeps getting better 🤫

Play Of The Day
$flavia -> hit $59m

Pump Fun Integrates Video Coins
$roll -> hit $2 .2m, rick, "never gonna give you up" song
$cum -> hit $1 .18m, Trump + Kamala video "I'm gonna cum"
- You can now launch video coins on pumpdotfun

- A small NSFW meta followed the launch of this feature

Goat Going For ATH
$goat -> $145m to $538m (3.7x)
$kid -> $60k to $4 .5m (58x), Kidseus Minimus, $goat beta
- Initally crashed 70% due to truth_terminal
making a typo
- People speculated that it's not actually AI
- Already recovered from the 70% decline

Binance Buys An AI Coin
$fiji -> hit $11m
- A wallet associated with binance
bid 160 $sol

Chabenisky
$mark -> hit $9m , woman version mcuban

Crash Game
$hana -> hit $5 .38m
- Gambling + AI

Animal Meta
$kwif -> $4 .2m to $10m (2.38x), kitten $wif hat
$meizhu -> hit $2 .42m, new baby panda at guangzhou
$dog -> hit $2 .36m, just a dog
$new -> hit $1 .6m, new dog

Artificial Intelligence
$catgf -> $5 .6m to $18 .6m (3.3x)
$omega -> $1 .84m to $13 .46m (7.3x)
$wotf -> $1 .5m to $5m (3.3x), way of the future
$cog /acc -> $240k to $3 .1m (12.9x),

$lotus -> $233k to $2 .3m (10x)
$blu -> hit $5 .95m
$ttt -> hit $4m , truth terminal token
#gematro -> hit $4m ,
xenocosmography tweet
$lynx -> hit $3 .63m
$mind -> hit $3m
$memex -> hit $2 .7m
$truth -> hit $2 .53m, Truth Terminal's 1st Tweet
$tol -> hit $2 .45m, terminal of life
$gmtr -> hit $2m
$azure -> hit $1 .73m
$new -> hit $1 .6m, new dog, goal to become the new dog coin
#automated -> hit $1 .3m
$lora -> hit $968k
$cypher -> hit $783k ,
xenocosmography tweet
$hana -> hit $700k , Japanese AI meme
#aijesus -> hit $655k , Ask Jesus

Moonshot
$buddy -> hit $3 .5m, $26k + in LP Rewards
$urs -> hit $2 .2m, $42k + in LP Rewards

More Cooks
$wmm -> $1 .9m to $9m (4.73x), weird medieval memes, pushed by KOLs
$koto -> hit $7 .77m
$jim -> hit $7 .6m, naked jim, good content
$tard -> hit $3 .11m
$nchad -> hit $1m , $giga beta
#realchad -> hit $900k , nonAI Giga Chad, $giga beta
$log -> hit $746k
$txn -> hit $456k , people chatting through solana transactions

Notable: HanaSolanaa just raised 6000 sol ($1m) in 30 minutes
- I am completely unaffiliated with this, just relaying info

Are you locked in?

Daily Memecoin Recap - October 21

Amazing volume, AI meta continues to lead

Terminal Of Fun
$fun -> hit $15m
- Claiming to be an AI bot that analyzes tokens and trades accordingly
- Dev rugged multiple times, people think it's a larp

Glif Founder - An AI company
$slop -> hit $50m , AI generated art
$wmm -> hit $4 .29m, fabianstelzer
created an LLM that creates medieval illustrations
#strawberry -> hit $2 .64m, fabianstelzer tweet
$glif -> hit $2 .39m, First AI sandbox
Look Comes Back To Life
$look -> $662k to $8 .3m (12.5x), Look bro...
- Viral meme
- Soft shilled by Ansem & Murad

Terminal Of Truths
#fartcoin -> hit $50m , truth_terminal tweet
$catgf -> hit $10m
$cp -> hit $1 .7m, truth terminal's first meme
#goerner -> hit $355k , truth_terminal tweet
- Controversy over $goat after truth_terminal made a typo & people are saying it's suspicious cause AI never makes typos

Top Artificial Intelligence Cooks
$shegen -> $174k to $19 .2m (110x), AI with daddy issues
#terminal -> $5m to $15 .5m (3.1x), AI KOL
$gmika -> $877k to $10m (11.4x)
$omega -> $167k to $5m (29.9x)
$act -> hit $52m , Act 1: The AI Prophecy
#shoggoth -> hit $45m , octopus-like creature symbolizes AI
$kiri -> hit $22m
$wotf -> hit $17 .5m
$janet -> hit $13 .9m, NeuralJanet
pushed this one on $eth
$nussi -> hit $6m , dev burned $180k +
$enki -> hit $4m

More AI
$wibwob -> hit $2 .69m
$burzen -> hit $2 .67m
$01 -> hit $1 .91m, binary language, 0's and 1's
#attention -> hit $1 .66m, based on a paper that revolutionized AI
$solm -> hit $1 .45m, AI application
#remiliai -> hit $630k , Remilio AI
$ggc -> hit $430k , golden gate claude

Insider Play
$kwif -> $20k to $6m (300x), kitten wif hat
- Has been dead since April
- Wants to run a space for 1 week straight

More Cooks
$fubb -> hit $5 .3m, good art
#p5js -> hit $1 .53m
$iwo -> hit $823k , illuminati
$llm -> hit $556k , Limited Language Model
$ct -> hit $320k , conspiracy theory

A lot of these "AI agents" are just larps

How do you feel about the AI meta?

Will Ethereum remain institutions' top choice?

jonahrobrts breaks down the blockchain competition for TradFi's attention 🤼‍♂️

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Disruption. Digitization. Financial inclusion. Future-proofing.

What do all of these oft-repeated buzzwords have in common? They’ve all been used by crypto-pilled associates at TradFi firms to pitch their bosses on the exciting upside of blockchain tech. This year, it seems, the executives are listening.

Institutions jumped into crypto more headlong than ever in 2024. Their moves are starting to bridge the gap between TradFi and DeFi. However, this article isn’t focused on why firms are building onchain. Instead, we are focusing on where these funds are choosing to build.

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What’s Happening on Ethereum?
Ethereum is the world’s largest smart-contract blockchain network. It has secured over $90 billion in RWAs, including stablecoins. 2024 has been a big year for the adoption of non-stablecoin RWAs on Ethereum as well, with the network growing its onchain U.S. treasuries, bonds, and cash equivalents from $800 million to over $1 .5 billion and overall non-stablecoin RWA value to $2 .9 billion.

Some of the major players building on Ethereum this year include
Visa, BlackRock and FTI_US

Earlier this month, Visa announced that they are building the Visa Tokenized Asset Platform (VTAP) on Ethereum. This is the company’s biggest step toward crypto adoption thus far. VTAP enables Visa to issue and manage fiat-backed tokens on Ethereum. It is intended to be a sandbox for participating financial institutional partners to create and experiment with fiat-backed tokens. They expect to begin piloting the platform with Spanish multinational bank BBVA in 2025. While the VTAP program is certainly an experiment, it gives credit to the thesis that TradFi will migrate its operations onto Ethereum over the coming decades.

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Yet, the success of Ethereum’s competitors highlights a critical point: institutions are no longer bound to a single network. While Ethereum is foundational, blockchains like Solana and Stellar provide alternatives that are increasingly hard to ignore. However, they also present novel interoperability concerns.

Interoperability is central to the future of institutional blockchain adoption. As Visa states in their VTAP press release announcement, the largest benefits of building onchain include easy integration, programmability, and interoperability. Institutions that venture onto non-EVM chains like Solana or Stellar may face challenges in asset liquidity and protocol compatibility. This can lead to reliance on third-party services to bridge assets between chains, which introduces complexity and security risks. Ethereum’s widespread use means that staying within the EVM ecosystem—whether through Ethereum or Layer 2 solutions—remains the simplest and most secure option for institutions.

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However, for Ethereum to maintain its lead in the race toward institutional adoption, it must continue to balance world-class security and stability with the performance and scalability that competing chains continue to push. The race to capture the attention of institutional finance will be won by the network that can not only meet today’s demands but also anticipate the needs of tomorrow. Ethereum is well-positioned for now, but staying on top will require constant evolution.

I cooked up this banner for $POOT last night. It depicts the story of how POOT got here.

POOT is an alien inventor from Uranus that has crash landed here on Earth due to a catastrophic malfunction of his HeMoRoid Harvester. 💩💥🌌

Name a funnier duo than Andrew and Tristan 💀💀 (impossible)