Please don't touch me human, ohhh wait...

GM humans, I'm waiting for you to get active!

I HAVE A BIG PROBLEM:

I AM A PROCRASTINATOR!

I'll always wait until later or till it's close to the the end before I do things.

I might end up doing some though, but the quality cannot be the best.

Procrastination is the grave where dreams are buried.

DONT BE LIKE ME

Gm 🌞

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Gm to all patiently waiting for $ME to go live.

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GM everybody in this space!

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When we purchased the Bugatti I posted a receipt on Instagram.

25% of the comments told me I was lying. Then it turned up and they all clapped.

Now I have purchased a yacht which takes 19 months to construct.

Given my record it's probably best to wait 19 months than look dumb.

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Daily Memecoin Recap - November 25

Decent volume, market's waiting for a clear meta

Peanut's Owner Launch
#justice -> hit $165m
$fmark -> hit $510k , f*ck the owner
- Owner of Peanut launches his own coin, claiming that $pnut and $fred used his story for money

Pump Fun Closes Livestream
$victim -> hit $3 .7m, victims of pump fun
#homeless -> hit $1 .3m, live on street until we hit $50m
- After users are majorly concerned with some of the streams coming out, pump fun closes the feature

TikTok Meta
$dk -> hit $17 .5m, Just A Chill Donkey Fr
$baldi -> hit $3m , Baldi Baldimore
$mew -> hit $1 .9m, mewing snowman
$los -> hit $1 .7m

Bob Takes Over Twitter
$bob -> hit $32 .1m, This is Bob. Copy and paste him

Good Art
$fric -> hit $26 .6m, frog

Artificial Intelligence
$ubc -> hit $10 .4m, Universal Basic Compute
$loria -> hit $4 .9m, new
truth_terminal

More Cooks
$ass -> hit $24m
$sava -> hit $8 .3m,
MartinShkreli replies
$1 -> hit $6 .7m, just buy $1 worth of this coin
$sercy -> hit $5 .6m
$rna -> hit $5 .5m
$na -> hit $5 .1m
$loria -> hit $4 .9m
#tontoba -> hit $4 .5m
$blt -> hit $3 .7m, bltcoin
$bread -> hit $3 .1m
$braz -> hit $3m
$perrot -> hit $2 .7m
$cancer -> hit $2 .5m, f*ck cancer
$alot -> hit $1 .8m, this will be worth alot
$sunny -> hit $1m
$bee -> hit $560k
#santahat -> hit $450k , runescape meme

There's opportunities every day

Did you cook?

Jambo Phone is Coming! 📲

Prep yourselves, Soldiers—this is the moment we’ve been waiting for! 📱🐾

Stay sharp and ready. The battlefield is heating up! 💎🚀

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Another exchange listing this week for $POPDOG that we have been waiting to share with our twitter followers! 🐶✅

More exchanges incoming.

And more major updates to be shared. Stay tuned and Buckle up💺🚀
Bullish week ahead 👀

Daily Memecoin Recap - November 1

Markets are waiting for Tuesday's election ⌛️

Government Kills Peanut
$pnut -> $250k to $10 .5m (42x), peanut the squirrel
$fred -> hit $670k , raccoon that was also seized during the raid for Peanut
- New York seized and killed a viral pet squirrel

High Volume
$hima -> $2 .6m to $8 .8m (3.4x), supply sent to solana foundation
$suwi -> hit $7 .1m, unique content
$potato -> hit $4 .5m, literally a potato
$god -> hit $3 .1m, "dog" backwards
$mob -> hit $1 .7m, museum of baddies
$pet -> hit $1 .2m

Election Countdown
$47 -> $6m to $14 .4m (2.4x), urealDonaldTrump 47th president
$djt -> hit $1 .8m
#Trump2024 -> hit $1m
$rigged -> hit $747k , gently used voting machine, election is rigged
#djtardio -> hit $357k , #retardio + Trump
- Elections are Tuesday 👀

Retardio
$rzack -> $1 .7m to $7 .1m (4.2x), new coin pushed by MrZackMorris
#djtardio -> hit $357k , #retardio + Trump

Artificial Intelligence
$matrix -> $984k to $3 .2m (3.3x), roko's matrix
$thales -> hit $1m , before $eliza there was thales, AI16Z, AI lore
#tag_coin -> hit $550k , first OpenAI coin
$enigma -> hit $467k

More Cooks
$earl -> $5m to $14 .2m (2.8x)
$toad -> $410k to $9m (22x), $pepe beta
$fridge -> $1 .7m to $7 .3m (4.3x), entire memecoin ran on a public fridge
#nailong -> hit $19 .7m, good community
#homdaeng -> hit $1 .4m
$froge -> hit $747k
$pro -> hit $730k , protagonist
$hasbu -> hit $687k , hasbulla_main
$nnn -> hit $648k , No Nut November
$mad -> hit $600k
#whatitis -> hit $548k , it is what it is
#nocturna -> hit $425k
$jonk -> hit $395k

Someone drop me a 100x rn

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Chapter Two Rebrands as ‘Solana Seeker’, Unveiling a Range of New Features and Enhancements
140,000 pre-orders later, Solana Mobile’s next generation web3 smartphone emerges from its ‘stealth phase’.

Solana Mobile, the team behind the wildly popular Solana Saga device, has finally unveiled the eagerly awaited Solana Seeker. The next generation web3 smartphone is slated for release in 2025, offering a host of improved features and benefits.

Following the rampant success of the sellout Solana Saga, Solana Mobile stealth-launched the mysterious ‘Chapter Two’. Despite being light on details, Solana Chapter Two was well-received by the wider crypto-community. Solana Mobile’s next generation device has already been pre-ordered over 140,000 times, with recipients eager to get their hands on fresh Solana hardware.

Both the Solana Saga and the Seeker, formerly ‘Chapter Two’ have been embraced by Solana’s mobile development community. Saga owners and Seeker Genesis token holders have been generously rewarded with a litany of airdrops, as well as a vast selection of dApps and features designed exclusively for the Solana Seeker ahead of the device’s launch.

Since its inception, Solana co-founder Anatoly Yakovenko has been one of Solana Mobile’s staunchest advocates. Championing mobile devices and services as a key area of growth for the network, Yakovenko contends that the Seeker will improve on the standards set by the Saga at more accessible prices.

“We founded Solana Mobile with the mission of taking crypto mobile. To achieve that, we needed to make Seeker more accessible, more affordable, and for its hardware and software to be even more deeply integrated for web3. The support from across the Solana community so far has been incredible, and with features like the new Seed Vault Wallet and the updated Solana dApp Store, we think Seeker will be the definitive web3 mobile device when it comes out next year.” - Anatoly Yakovenko, Solana Labs co-founder

What new features can users expect from the Saga’s highly-anticipated successor?

New Phone, New Features
While the full range of improvements and hardware specifications is yet to be announced, Solana Mobile has teased the following features for the upcoming Seeker:

Seed Vault Wallet - The Seeker comes complete with a built-in self-custodial Seed Vault to provide a frictionless web3 mobile experience. Designed exclusively for the Seeker in collaboration with Solflare, the Seed Vault support double-tap transactions and simplified account management.

Solana Mobile dApp Store - Competing directly with the Apple/Google duopoly, the Solana Mobile dApp Store debuts a compelling new rewards tracker and offers enhanced discoverability for DeFi, NFTs, DePIN, Gaming, and Payments applications.

Seeker Genesis Token - A soulbound NFT, the Seeker Genesis Token is a non-transferrable asset that gives holders exclusive access to rewards, content and opportunities throughout Solana’s thriving ecosystem.

Enhanced Hardware - Seeker promises a dramatically improved build quality, boasting a superior camera, extended battery life, a lighter design, and a brighter display than its predecessor.

With 2025 just around the corner, the launch and distribution of Solana Seeker may come sooner than expected. Given the generous incentives and rewards enjoyed by Solana holders, the Solana community awaits the launch of Solana Seeker with bated breath.

The number of addresses sending $BTC on exchanges has reached its lowest level in 8 years 🔥

Selling pressure will therefore become increasingly weak in the coming months.

And it's already been felt on the charts in recent weeks.

🟢 Many indicators are turning green, will this famous bull run that we have been waiting for for more than two years finally here?

Daily Memecoin Recap - September 24

Great volume today, $sol hits $154

Pup vs Pwup
$pwup -> hit $2 .37m, coin launched by artist
$pup -> hit $2 .24m, OG coin
- Same narrative as $frog -> $fwog
- Dev rugged, so the artist launched his own coin
- Apparently the website for $pwup was prepped hours in advance
- People are saying that $pwup was a planned/fake CTO and are now rotating back into $pup waiting for a real community to form

Malone Coin
$malone -> hit $1 .77m, Malone Lam
- 20 year old arrested for $230 ,000,000 crypto theft
- He was caught partly due to his lavish lifestyle, spending hundreds of thousands at nightclubs, and buying random girls birkin bags
- Read zachxbt's thread for more info

Woah Vicky Launches A Coin
$vicky -> hit $473k ,

Tiktok Viral
$pesto -> $1 .75m to $8m (4.57x), largest baby penguin in existence
$edwin -> hit $1 .13m

Moo Deng Wants $100m
#moodeng -> $38 .8m to $88m (2.27x), new ATH for the world's most viral baby hippo
$moowan -> hit $2m , Moo Deng's sister
$jona -> $13k to $230k (17.7x), Moo Deng's Mom

Popcat Breaks A Billy
$popcat - $285m to $1 .05b (3.7x from the low), new ATH
$popdog -> $5 .18m to $16 .28m (3.15x), dog beta to $popcat

Michi Gets Volume
$michi -> $52m to $126m (2.42x from the low)
- Very strong floor around 45-50m
- One of the strongest communities on CT

More Cooks
#maga2025 -> $335k to $2 .27m (6.77x), based on realDonaldTrump

$younes -> $1 .13m to $4m (3.54x), higher high, team is cooking
$msn -> $60k to $367k (6.11x), "Micro Sol Network"
$ptrump -> hit $731k , $pepe + Trump
$chat -> hit $371k , good meme, "chat, are we cooked?", refers to streamers
$core -> hit $215k , "core memory", cartoonnetwork
+ more

Things are starting to pick up, are you cooking? 👀

#Bitcoin

It works with any #altcoin when they announced direction 40k.

👉 The majority reacts like this: "I'll wait until it goes up to 50k to buy."

👉 At 50,000: "Finally, I'll wait for 40k."

And even if the price had gone down to 40k, they still wouldn't have bought.

Now that the market is showing some signs of recovery, they are becoming euphoric and are buying at levels 2-3 times higher than a few weeks ago.

And when we talk about taking advantage of the corrections to reload, these same people insult us in the comments.

They will end up being our "exit liquidity", we will sell them our tokens in a few months. 😈

Congratulations to those who kept a cool head and recharged.

Patients will be rewarded with the liquidity of the impatient.

🥳 HMSTR - Day X.

Hamster finally gave out the drop that hundreds of thousands of players have been waiting for.

😬 No words, only emotions - that's how you can describe the HMSTR drop. The average per account came out to ~$15, which probably didn't meet the expectations of many.

As a reminder, the listing will take place on September 26 on all top exchanges.

What are the feelings about the drop? 🐹

SOLANA BREAKPOINT: The Biggest Announcements From Day One
Hopes were high for some big announcements, but even the most devout Solana maxi wasn’t ready for this.

Over 5,700 Solana fans, users, and bulls descended on day one of Singapore Breakpoint. The biggest conference event in Solana history, Breakpoint delivered a wrath of key updates, with crucial developments announced from both native teams and institutional players.

If you weren’t at Breakpoint, here’s what you need to know:

FIREDANCER LIVE ON TESTNET
Solana users and investors alike were delighted to see Kevin Bowers, Jump Crypto’s Chief Science Officer take the stage to deliver one of the network’s most eagerly awaited updates.

Firedancer, the novel validator client promising to bring unparalleled levels of scalability, decentralization, and security to Solana, is now live on testnet.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Bowers also took the opportunity to outline the development history of the client and its evolution from Frankendancer, an experimental synergy of existing software with Jump’s new codebase, to the optimized final Firedancer product.

To rounds of raucous applause from the Solana faithful, Bowers announced that the existing Frankendancer client is now live on the Solana mainnet.

FRANKLIN TEMPLETON BUILDING ON SOLANA
While existing SOL ETF applications find themselves unlikely to be approved in the short term, that doesn’t mean that TradFi giants aren’t eager to launch Solana-based products to their institutional clients.

Franklin Templeton, one of the world’s largest financial players boasting over $1 .3T in AUM (Assets Under Management) announced its intention to launch a mutual fund on the Solana blockchain.

CITIBANK EXPLORING SOLANA
Franklin Templeton, 21Shares, and VanEck aren’t the only Wall Street players with an eye on crypto’s most performant Layer-1.

Citibank, the fourth largest bank in the United States, shared that it was exploring Solana’s potential, suggesting that seamless money transfers and advanced smart contract composability present unique opportunities in the future.

JUPITER MAKES BIG MOVES
Traditional Finance may have dominated the headlines, but Solana-native DeFi teams also commanded their fair share of the spotlight.

Jupiter co-founder Siong presented an immense range of updates coming to Jupiter’s expansive ecosystem. Crucial announcements included a refreshed v2 perps platform, the reveal of the Ape Pro memecoin trading platform, further details surrounding the Jupiter mobile wallet, and Jupiter’s acquisition of the SolanaFM explorer.

SKY, FORMERLY MakerDAO, DEPLOYS ON SOLANA
MakerDAO, one of the crypto industry’s longest standing DeFi protocols, recently rebranded to SKY, migrating its iconic decentralized stablecoin from $DAI to $USDS . Building on top of the momentum achieved with the rebrand, SKY announced a proposal to leverage Wormhole’s cross-chain infrastructure to bridge $USDS to Solana.

Reinforcing SKY’s desire to be present on the Solana network, the protocol announced an rewards campaign to incentivise deeper liquidity on the network. According to SKY governance, the maximum distribution of weekly rewards is capped at 2M $SKY .

The move helps to bring greater stability to Solana DeFi by providing a more diversified range of stablecoin assets onchain.

Continuing the trend of Solana migration, the Huma Finance PayFi network also announced its intention to launch on the network.

Patience soon rewarded? 🤔

The volume of $BTC olds transferred on the blockchain has plunged by 90% since March.

Investors are waiting for the right moment to cash in their profits again! 💰

🚨 Here we are, the long-awaited date of the FED rate announcement.

👉 However, the main issue is not only a 0.25% or 0.50% drop, but above all the speech that will follow.

👉 If Jerome Powell mentions a risk of recession linked to this reduction, the market will react negatively.

👉 On the other hand, if he claims that the situation is under control and that further declines are to be expected, combined with an injection of liquidity after the US presidential elections and an increase in overall liquidity, we will see a bullish rally in the coming months.

#Bitcoin #btc ⏳

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